When I was a kid, I read stupid cosmic horror story:
Curious guy sees odd church steeple across town, decides to find, hikes around old narrow streets, finds abandoned church, breaks in, as superstitious locals frown, make elder sign, flee area.
Inside dusty pews, no Jesus, cryptic symbols
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Up in cobweb belfry darkness, no bells, but stone pillar with weird box.
In box, fancy crystal in metal frame, impossible geometry!
Ooh, what's that?
Shiny, fancy!

