The world needs more stories about non-euclidean geometry-penises that look like all the tetris pieces at once...
I think #AlfredColeman may unironically be my favorite Dr #Robotnik. He has the super villain demeanor and laugh down, but also does really well at playing an over-the-top heel and the butt of a bunch of jokes, and he is really good at improvisation with that.
Also he pissed on the moon.
I know this will never happen, but I would really like to see him in some official property.
i just realized that i memorized the #snapcube's unhinged #eggman announcement about shadow the hedgehog pissing on his wife in it's entirety. i said to my girlfriend that as a joke and then she said: "do it"
...so i started typing. and after checking, yeah, i did. i typed the entire rant almost flawlessly.
what the fuck is wrong with me
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TAUGHT BE VALUABLE LESSON:
DON'T GAMBLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LIFE FOR A PISS ROCK
THANKS SONIC!