NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Ooh, Shiny Regret
You paid actual money for a useless novelty coin. It does nothing. It’s worth nothing. It will, however, jingle loudly while you run.

Reward: Title — Pocket Rattler + 0.00% self-respect.

https://rosetta-stoned-studios.myshopify.com/products/new-achievement-smushed-for-daddy-solid-brass-dungeon-crawler-carl-inspired-collector-s-coin

#DungeonCrawlerCarl #iykyk #smushed #daddytax

#CatFunniesBonus #smushed #personal_space #Cats

Walter always intends to give his humans ideal personal space, but usually ends up smushing them summarily into next week. (With zero regret.)

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'I’m Not Moving!’: Black Teen Refused to Stop Filming Louisiana Cops As They Smushed His Mother's Face to the Ground In Violent Arrest, Leading to $185K Judgment

A Black college-bound Louisiana teen who witnessed the violent arrest of his mother by police officers in 2020 will receive $185,000 in damages if a

Atlanta Black Star
Thanks a LOT to the bagger at Whole Foods who thought it was ok to put the bag of arugula under the cans of tuna. #smushed #crushed 🙄