"There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die."

#SillySong from childhood,
an #UnbiddenMemory.

I FARTED AND I HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM THE SMELL #50LAM_SILLYSONGS

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Sailor
There's no need to feel down
I said sailor
'cause there's snow on the ground
I said sailor
It may not be the sea
But it's good enough for me

*dun dun dun dun dun*

It's fun to go to the
Fish mu-se-um
It's fun to go to the
Fish mu-se-um-um
You can see some cool fish
And they even have seals
Just look at them 'lectric ee-eels!

#aquarium #sillySong

(First 6 lines are from tumblr user puppercat)

Young man
There are leaves all around
I said young man
Eat a leaf off the ground
I said young man
It will make a cool sound
When you
Chew
Up
That
Leaf
You
Found

*crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

It's fun to do some
Un-wise for-age-ing
It's fun to do some
Un-wise for-age-ing-ing
You can taste some weird fruit
You can chew on a stick
If you're lucky you won't get too sick

#foraging #dontTryThisAtHome #sillySong

I'd love to help you make a #song
I really enjoy finding the write words (I do puns too)
Heck id like just an idea for a #sillysong

I grew up enjoying #WeirdAl and I know what makes a good #parody

You can't make it too sweaty, the words have to match the cadence of the song

But I can generate ideas, work a genre or theme.

I just like making

#ActionIsMagic

i just gotta follow more folks! #Wrestling fans
#sillysong guys
#discworld readers
#ThisWeirdo wants to put my eyeballs on your thangs!