Where's the deal, Deal Master?
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Behind the Curtain: Musk's America

Musk yesterday single-handedly, his voice amplified by his daylong bombardment of scores of tweets on his X platform, sank a bipartisan House spending bill aimed at preventing a government shutdown.

Axios

🚀 Twitter's Bold Move: 'Charging Per Tweet' - The Unbelievable Benefits! 💸

1. Moderation? Nah, we've got tumbleweeds instead of users! 🌵
2. Your tweets will be more exclusive than the secret menu at a hipster cafe! ☕️
3. Elon Musk might finally tweet about the real Mars budget! 🌌💰
4. Forget 'Followers,' we're aiming for 'Pay-llowers' now! 💳
5. Rumor has it, the Blue Bird is getting a gold-plated beak! 🐦✨

Get ready to break the bank for those 280 characters of wisdom! 💸😅

#TweeterBankruptcy #Twitter #Shitbird #Birdsite #X #Fediverse #Humor #Meme #Musky #Elmo #elonmusk #news #fun

There's a stupid bastard gunning a clapped-out Audi 4wd round our neighbourhood on unplowed roads. There's a school on our street, and this shitbird's streaking up and down completely out of control. Can't read licence plate

#Toronto #Snow #Shitbird

We finally finished the summer issue of @americanshortfiction with a bang; man #JustinTaylor is just killing it. He has come a long way from when he would sit at my bar in Morningside Heights drinking well whiskey neat. Immeasurably proud of that dude.
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#writingcommunity #writing #reading #bookstagram #book #cat #catsofinstagram #calico #shitbird #hashtag https://instagr.am/p/CoXa8WoLyc0/
Ryan Reed on Instagram: "We finally finished the summer issue of @americanshortfiction with a bang; man #JustinTaylor is just killing it. He has come a long way from when he would sit at my bar in Morningside Heights drinking well whiskey neat. Immeasurably proud of that dude. . . . #writingcommunity #writing #reading #bookstagram #book #cat #catsofinstagram #calico #shitbird #hashtag"

5 Likes, 1 Comments - Ryan Reed (@grumpwizard) on Instagram: "We finally finished the summer issue of @americanshortfiction with a bang; man #JustinTaylor is just killing it. He has come a long way from when he would sit at my bar in Morningside Heights drinking well whiskey neat. Immeasurably proud of that dude. . . . #writingcommunity #writing #reading #bookstagram #book #cat #catsofinstagram #calico #shitbird #hashtag"

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I ordered my Tesla about a month ago before I realised what a tosser Elon Musk was. Driving it now is going to be slightly embarrassing.. akin to having an apartment in Trump Tower. #TwitterMigration #shitbird #twitterpurge #foulbird
@pettyruxpin that is fo sho #shitbird ...... HA!!!😜