Theophonos â Nightmare Visions [Things You Might Have Missed 2023]
By Maddog
Nightmare Visions is a blackened grindcore debut from Michiganâs Theophonos, the brainchild of Jimmy Hamzey (Serpent Column). If that genre label sounds unappetizing, donât let that deter you. Theophonos took every hard rock and metal song released since 1967, crammed them all into a woodchipper, and assembled the mangled output into a blackened 30-minute hydra. Miraculously, it works. Whether you like black metal, grindcore, old-school hard rock, speed metal, or death metal, Nightmare Visions has something for you. Beauty, dissonance, and anger coalesce into the most creative record I heard this year.
The âblackened grindâ label is a Trojan horse; a fearsome army lurks inside. War metal riffs evoke Concrete Winds with their frenzied rhythms and their chromatic structure, while dissonance and slow melodies build an ominous atmosphere. Unexpected forays into subgenres like drone (âLost Oneâ) round out Nightmare Visionsâ lightspeed tour of extreme metal. But the most exhilarating sections are Theophonosâ digressions into old-school heavy metal. Nightmare Visionsâ headbanging riffs recall Led Zeppelinâs âBlack Dogâ (âThousand Imaginary Swordsâ), Motörheadâs âAce of Spadesâ (âGo On to Your Gallowsâ), and Iron Maidenâs âWrathchildâ (âOf Days Pastâ), with a blackened veneer that sounds distinctly like Theophonos. The album races among its sonic experiments at a grindcore pace, but gives each one enough space to shine, making it a pleasure for grind lovers and haters alike.
Every measure of Nightmare Visions flows perfectly into the next. âNightmare Visionaryâ opens with slow chugging, but drops breadcrumbs of speed to lead you into a war metal trap. Later on, the instant when the songâs fury collapses back into a slow sinister melody is a highlight of 2023. Theophonosâ disparate styles often join forces, like the way the serene guitar solo on âOf Days Pastâ transforms its backing melody into a black metal assault. Throughout Nightmare Visions, the rhythmic gymnastics of the drums and bass help fuse contrasting sections (âLost Oneâ). Meanwhile, the callbacks between songs reward repeated listens, like when the calm âAt Rest in Turbulenceâ resurrects a descending melody from the vicious âLost One.â The albumâs impeccable flow makes every twist and turn unforgettable, despite the daunting volume of ideas on display.
Nightmare Visions is painstakingly composed, but it doesnât come off as a mere technical exercise. The black metal riffs are good old-fashioned fun, making the album a pleasure even in my brain-dead moments (âMaps of the Futureâ). On the other hand, closer âOf Days Pastâ makes me want to both reminisce and flip over a table, through its blend of sorrowful melodies and extremity. Upbeat melodies make occasional cameo appearances amidst chaos, a haunting technique that reminds me of 2022âs Ultha. I could go on and on. In short, Theophonosâ mastery of climaxes, variety, and transitions drags me to hell, to heaven, and back again.
Writing this piece feels like describing an orchid to a Martian. No matter how exhaustively I describe the petals, the diversity of Orchidaceae, or the beauty of a bloom, it wouldnât do justice to the experience of seeing one firsthand. So yes, Nightmare Visions is black metal, grindcore, hard rock, death metal, The Velvet Underground, and more; itâs evocative, angry, hypnotic, unsettling, and fun; itâs concise but expansive; itâs chaotic but meticulously written; it is, as Wvrm said of Ăther Realmâs Tarot, âall that metal can beâ; it might be my favorite record of 2023. But most of all, itâs indescribable. Just listen for yourself.
Tracks to Check Out: âLost One,â âNightmare Visionary,â âOf Days Pastâ
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