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@Nonilex Scotch-Irish immigrants are especially famous for their dining habits. #assimilation #roadkillpetcafe

BREAKING #Jd_vance is not awkward ordering at roadside restaurant. #roadkillpetcafe

@flexghost Gosh, if you've ever said grace over a chop or wing, you've engaged in pig or chicken rituals. #roadkillpetcafe

@RickiTarr #Jd_vance has been feeding him roadkill at his #roadkillpetcafe. It's always projection with them.

@RickiTarr Or become a #roadkillpetcafe cook like #Jd_vance. I only know where to find recipes for pet rabbit. He knows ALL the others.

@GottaLaff While the Joy of Cooking has recipes for pet rabbit, you'll need advice from #roadkillpetcafe cook #Jd_vance for other pet recipes.

While you can find recipes for pet rabbit in the Joy of Cooking, you'll need to ask #roadkillpetcafe cook #Jd_vance about how to cook other pets.

@augieray As a roadkill cook, #Jd_vance is just confused about which imigants are eating pets at his house.

@MissingThePt I suspect he's just confused. As a roadkill cook, #Jd_vance probably thinks that's typical fare.