#proverbsgonewrong “Two heads are better than one.” - Someone who was not a conjoined twin
#proverbsgonewrong The grass is always greener on the other side if you don’t water and fertilize your own side.

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Proverb: “No man is an island”
Isle of Man: “Am I a fucking joke to you?”

#proverbsgonewrong Laughter is the best medicine - RFK Jr’s new health plan for pregnant women
#proverbsgonewrong If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em…unless they are fascists, then fuck that noise.
#proverbsgonewrong Honesty is the best policy. Unless your house burns down, in which case home insurance is the best policy.
#proverbsgonewrong The police arrest those who help themselves.
#proverbsgonewrong Fortune favors the bold. The Economist favors italics.
#proverbsgonewrong A watched pot never boils? Did you forget to turn the stove on?