"hold on, we're actually in a dungeon right now. and we're here to fight a dragon!" 😱 😱 😱

#TTRPG #OutOfContextDnD

Me: Speaking of paranoia...
Player: Yeah, the Pope.

#outofcontextdnd

"I cast Speak With Dead Plants."

#OutOfContextDnD

"I did not take Fireball, I took weirder things."

#OutOfContextDnD

"We're Sword Coast flat-earthers." #outofcontextdnd

We hatch a plan:

"Let's try diplomacy first, then the kayfabe," one of our party says.

"A very normal sentence," the DM remarks. 😂

#OutOfContextDnD

“My true calling is trash” #DnD #OutOfContextDnD
“Don’t worry about all the blood”
#OutOfContextDnD #dnd
"You know your kleptomania is going to get your head exploded" #OutOfContextDnD
"We don't need context. We make assumptions and we DO $#!T!" #OutOfContextDnD