"hold on, we're actually in a dungeon right now. and we're here to fight a dragon!" 😱 😱 😱
"hold on, we're actually in a dungeon right now. and we're here to fight a dragon!" 😱 😱 😱
Me: Speaking of paranoia...
Player: Yeah, the Pope.
"I cast Speak With Dead Plants."
"I did not take Fireball, I took weirder things."
We hatch a plan:
"Let's try diplomacy first, then the kayfabe," one of our party says.
"A very normal sentence," the DM remarks. 😂