"How about we stop #computers with DVD drives from entering the country and all other countries that belong to us, Sir? Then DVDs will slowly dissappear."

"We can even accelerate the #climateCrisis and increase our #surveillance over the population by forcing them to download #films from our partners at #Amazon, #Google, and in #theMedia. Its perfect!

SIR: Yes, good. Now my ball.

#artificialImpoverishment #hIlLaryclInTon #nowMyBall #mIkEpOmpeo #climateChaos #libraries #fanFiction