Whoa, that was some good nip! #Cats #Catsofmastodon #notevenonce

Talking to Computers is something one should never do, I love this 3D printed work of art!

This community is a treasure trove of obscure humor that makes me laugh, yet, sometimes I really need to read about what is being portrayed to understand it.

https://fedia.io/m/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org/t/3219577/DO-NOT-TALK-TO-COMPUTERS-3D-Printed-Version

#Unix_surrealism #NotEvenOnce

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i once opened a disposable camera where the flash capacitor was still holding full charge and it discharged straight into my hand/arm, blinding pain with the sweet smell of burnt skin β€‹ been chasing that high ever since #NotEvenOnce #DoNotLickTheFuseBoxTheySaid

I went with @wolfmachina.tv and frosty to a secret nuclear bunker and we forgot to take any pictures so it will remain a secret.

The message of the bunker was clear: nukes, not even once.

#nukes #bunker #secret #nuclear #SecretNuclearBunker #NotEvenOnce #fallout

Silvervine (matatabi) has a similar effect to catnip, but stronger. As evidenced by the resident goober 🀣

#Lemonthecat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #catsondrugs #notevenonce #justsayno #goober #stonerlife #stonerface #notallthere #weirdfaces #kat #katten #drugs #zonked #imnotanaddict

No more blue screen of deathβ€½ But at least it'll still be BSOD.

https://techcrunch.com/2025/06/26/windows-killed-the-blue-screen-of-death/

Early on, dicking around with the Xbox in displays, I could reliably get it to crash to black (something in the date settings, I think), but I was really offended they didn't have a blue screen of death for it. Denying its roots. No authentic Windows experience.
#microsoft #windows #notEvenOnce

Windows killed the Blue Screen of Death | TechCrunch

Why change the blue screen to black now? Did the viral images of Times Square rendered useless by the BSOD cause that much reputational harm?

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seeing another guy on my timeline take a substack article seriously #NotEvenOnce

Argument #1 'class java.lang.Class' to 'java.lang.Class.getResource(java.lang.String)' has wrong type (class) (expected: java.lang.Class)

#java #notEvenOnce #justSayNo

I have a screen full of enemies, who move implacably towards me, I can shoot at them and kill them… all good stuff! I had to make a diagram to remember how atan worked. I know, grade-school math but 95% of my work doesn't need geometry or trig! I'm lucky I remember this much.

What I can't work out is casting a goddamned string from (format) to a Java string so I can update a label! Fuck Java!

#kawa #scheme #gamedev #lispgamejam #java #justSayNo #notEvenOnce

Every year, over 9 million students study STEM, and as much as 25% of them go into CS and learn Java.

And yet that small number, go on to cause incalculable* harm to our society.

Please, if you love your children, make them study arts, or music, or literature, even if it means they live in your basement forever. It's the only way to keep them safe.

#java #justSayNo #notEvenOnce

* because you need mathematicians to calculate that…