We were out of coffee. Went outside to buy some (there’s at least three coffee shops on our block). There was a 15 minute wait at the 1st place so we tried to leave. I reached out to the door… and my wife beat me to it. “Push” it said. She pulled it. Then she pulled the other door. Then she pushed the second door. Then she went back to the first door and pulled it again.

It wasn’t safe to laugh until she did. #NotBeforeCoffee

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