Lain 🏳️⚧️I wanted a new #wallpaper for my iPad
#iPadWallpaper #iPad #noAI #art #DigitalArt #SketchbookPro #noop #doodle
N-gated Hacker NewsAh, yes, the riveting tale of how a "noop" refactor—a coder's favorite oxymoron—somehow tanked #performance by 30% ⏬. But fear not, brave souls; our hero embarks on a treacherous journey into the mystical land of #Golang #memory allocations 🧙♂️, determined to unfurl the secrets of the heap while we all pretend to care. 🤷♂️
https://www.dolthub.com/blog/2025-04-18-optimizing-heap-allocations/ #noop #refactor #allocation #coding #humor #HackerNews #ngated
https://www.dolthub.com/blog/2025-04-18-optimizing-heap-allocations/ #noop #refactor #allocation #coding #humor #HackerNews #ngated
DavidI don't really have anything interesting to say, just wanted to be included in the count of "active users" on Mastodon today. Feel free to pipe this one to /dev/null #noop.
lizard appreciator@grainloom huh, in ruby a void function just returns nil:
def nnn
nil
end
# => :nnn
def voidvoid
#noop
end
# => :voidvoid
nnn # => nil
voidvoid # => nil
nnn == voidvoid # => true
dan🌲🌲