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In the third chapter of SODA & THE SINISTER SNATCH we meet care-giver Vadj Enphection and the wise Dr. Lubricious Slug, who embark on an epic quest to locate Vadj's golden, orange-dusted-diamond-encrusted bedpan. Read for free at #RoyalRoad via sifillis.com!

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