i flap #myasscheeks indignantly, reprimandimg my haters, they watch as my madly flapping #ass churns the air, craeting an #asstornado tbat engulfs us all

I twerk #myass to tge rhythm of the nihgt, calibrating the oscillations of #myasscheeks to the frequemcy of the surrounding infrastructure , the structure wobbles.and collapses, proving #myass is a weapon of #assdestruction