Omniscient Orb of Antlers 
Moose Cop made it clear that it was the squirrel informant Knibptlik, not Knipblickt, that broke the case wide open and the Chief grumbled that all squirrels look alike to him. Moose Cop stormed out of the office before he did something rash.
Joe Wynne 🌻🚗⛰️Midge placed a hand on the young reporter, who was trying to hold back tears. "Honey, there are many fish in the sea and, believe me, you do not want to get involved with this one. He's married to the job." She turned her head to throw shade.
Moose Cop stared at the Most Wanted List again, chewing.
Julie Lavender MenaceOFFICER MIDGE: "Barb down at the diner says a dishwasher named Floyd stopped showing up for work the day those teens disappeared. A real loner type.... Any word from forensics about that severed leg found in the creek?"
POLICE CHIEF: "Loosen up a little, Tiddles. All you think about is work since that man of yours left. Have some of Mother Fedora's Toaster Pancakes."
MOOSE COP: [tears a box of pancakes open and flings pancakes everywhere]
OFFICER MIDGE: "I care about the parents of those missing kids! What's gotten into you, Moose Cop??? You used to care as much as I do."
MOOSE COP: [sucking on a bottle of Hungry Jack's Butter Maple Syrup]
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊Moose Cop would never break your heart.
OK, OK, dammit to hell, I can't take it anymore! I'll tell you everything! I killed him!
Moose Cop: [continues to stare from across the small table, chewing]
[Outside the Antler Pass Donut Shop (the other one)]
Moose Cop: [stares at Elk Detective, chewing]
Elk Detective: [stares at Moose Cop, chewing]
Officer Midge: Whoa whoa settle down you two, let’s be professionals
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POLICE CHIEF: "Word has it that you've been spending a lot of time with Officer Midge. She just broke up with her boyfriend recently and she's in a vulnerable place right now, Moose Cop."
MOOSE COP: [scratching himself against door way]
POLICE CHIEF: "I know HR matters make you uncomfortable, but fraternization is against policy. Just watch yourself, Moose Cop."
MOOSE COP: [gets antlers tangled in window blinds]
Moose Cop was becoming quite a sensation on the internet, but he wouldn’t let it go to his head. He would continue to do his job every day, staring thoughtfully into the eyes of criminals until they broke down and confessed to their crimes. Moose Cop is more than just a good cop. Moose Cop is a symbol of hope in a hopeless world. And there’s this sick rivalry between Moose Cop and Elk Detective that happens in Season 2, so that’s awesome.
"It's been six months since my wife died, Moose Cop. I don't think I'll ever be the same."
MOOSE COP: [paws the dirt]
"I'm too slow to catch those kids always speeding through town."
MOOSE COP: [sniffs the dirt]
"I totalled a patrol car off Antler Pass Curve last month."
MOOSE COP: [eats the dirt]
"Thank you for being a friend, Moose Cop. You've always been one to lend an ear to a fella in need."