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Stamets™New from Narj, Moops! All Terrors!
With a flavor factor of Warp 10, this cereal is engineered to taste like nothing you've ever experienced. Eating it might make you question the nature of the multiverse and whether the mirror universe is real or just, like, a reflection of the internal conflict within us. Far out dude.
*This cereal is not intended for consumption by Klingons, Vulcans, or any known species with internal calcium deposits. Consumption by Ferengi is highly discouraged; they may attempt to profit from your cereal withour permission. Check with your ships medical officer before enjoying Moops! All Terrors. Side effects may include temporary loss of bones followed by accusations of being a changeling. The consumption of Moops! All Terrors! may result in unexpected time-travel experiences. We recommend keeping a tricorder handy to document your adventures and to make it easier for other Starfleet personnel to accurately determine your cause of death. The Federation does not endorse the consumption of Moops! All Terrors! Starfleet personnel should only consume on shore leave. The Prime Directive still applies in your cereal bowl.*
Boldly taste what no one has tasted before!
