Turning into mist is a god power!?!
I thought everybody could do that.
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I'm not sure when this was made, but this scene has hard 80's vibe synth-y background music.

I am feeling some sort of chronology vertigo. πŸ™ƒ

Oop! Yep, now there's the saxophone, 80's vibe confirmed.

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Monkey King trying to pass as human:

Hello there! I am a human. Everything is hard. Help me.

(I snortlaughed, but fuck dude, ya nailed it🎯)
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"I am the Monkey King, and the scourge of demons."

I need to start introducing myself with taglines (hype-titles, whatever you call these things). πŸ€”...

I am Valerie, beloved of the tired and bewilderer of the inauthentic!

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Ok! I am gonna watch some Monkey King and chill. Join me under #monkeyKingToots if ya like, now or whenever you read this toot.

This is super unstructured, watch whatever episode yer at drop some toots (CW if it's spoiler-ish) and just connect with other folks enjoying some weird funny, kung fu adventure.

@lonelinesscorps
#lonelinessCorps #bored #watchParty #joinIn #theNewLegendsOfMonkey #monkeyKing #kungFu

Can you stop referring to us as your "merry misfits"? It's quite condescending.
And inaccurate. I'm not merry.
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Pigsy: Monkey, I'll gladly have you on my side in any fist fight, but your upstairs is basically for growing hair. ...beautiful hair.
Monkey: Aw, thank you!
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After a lengthy hiatus for *waves hand* reasons, I am back watching #theNewLegendsOfMonkey
If anybody else needs a bit more silliness in their lives and wants to quasi join me this week I am starting at E1 of S2 and will be dropping the occasional (non-spoiler) quotes and lolz at #monkeyKingToots
@lonelinesscorps
#lonelinessCorps #blueXmas
"Monkey, they have an army. Between the three of us, we have a scythe, a rake, and a contractible pole."
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I am on S1 E8, but honestly don't even know what's going on, I slept through a bunch. There was this whole trapped in a demon dream thing...

Anyway, join in this week if you need some soul soothing diversion.
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