Rita Werner 🖤❤️ HopeFeb 8
Möget ihr Honde nach und nach alles verlieren. Es soll vernichtend schmerzhaft für euch sein. Für die Kinder und Jugendlichen, die ihr auf dem Gewissen habt. ❤️🌹 #Epstein #McSweeny Jeffrey Epstein: Morgan McSweeney tritt als Keir Starmers Stabschef zurück. www.spiegel.de/ausland/jeff...

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Epstein-Affäre: Morgan McSweeney tritt als Keir Starmers Stabschef zurück

Der Stabschef des britischen Premierministers Keir Starmer hat seinen Rücktritt erklärt. Hintergrund ist der Skandal um die Epstein-Verbindungen des britischen Labour-Politikers Peter Mandelson.

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@markhburton

Great article!

Andrea #Eagan is an absolute breath of fresh air in the context of the vapid state of UK politics generally and the catastrophic direction that #Labour-in-name-only is taking under the #Starmer/ #McSweeny #dictatorship!

#FuckKeirStarmer

ArniepixSep 1, 2025

#McSweeny is a national treasure:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-a-dog-i-am-about-to-puke-where-is-the-good-rug

I Am a Dog. I Am About to Puke. Where Is the Good Rug?

Oh. Oh no. Something is… wrong. Very wrong. Oh, boy. Yeah. No. Nope. Not okay. Don’t get up, Mom. You’re so Comfy On the couch. I… got this...

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ArniepixJan 16, 2025

Some Bond Villain level #humor from #McSweeny's:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/translation-of-a-new-york-times-real-estate-article-for-those-living-without-a-trust-fund

#comedy #RealEstate #nyt #newyorktimes #nytimes

Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund

“When Guy Partnerman and Lady Millionaire purchased a brownstone in the most Brooklyn-themed neighborhood of Brooklyn, there was only one drawback: the home ...

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George GarnerOct 2, 2023

This is only a slight exaggeration of what is literally happening in my city right now. Again, only slight. … Also, I ❤️ McSweeny’s. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thank-you-for-submitting-your-homeless-shelter-application-but-weve-decided-to-use-city-funds-for-thirty-five-new-pickleball-courts-instead

#mcsweeny #southbend #ILaughSoIDontCry

Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead

Thank you for submitting your grant application for a homelessness shelter expansion. We received many competitive proposals, including yours. With...

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George GarnerAug 17, 2023
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-must-teach-this-new-curriculum-with-fidelity Oh God, this hits *way* too close to home. Literally. My kid’s school corp finds one of these “ReadingMathABC123.com” sites a month and convinced our school board to give them all their, er, our money. … Also, I heart #Mcsweeny @mcsweeneys
You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity

Good morning! Oh, come on, we can do better than that! I said, “Good morning!” That’s more like it. Thank you for joining me today for this worksho...

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Libby BrownDec 13, 2022
Geez this hits close to home. 🤣👵🏼
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-wearing-tunics-now
But it ends strong:
“most of all, a tunic is a woman’s way of saying, “You know what? Nobody’s looking at me anymore anyway, so why not just relax and throw out my fucking shapewear? Why not be comfortable and self-assured for once in my goddamn life?” Yeah, it’s pretty much that last one. A glorious, comfortable future awaits. I’m wearing tunics now.”
#McSweeny #Tunic #MiddleAged
I’m Wearing Tunics Now

This is an excerpt from the author’s funny collection, which you can buy here. - - -You’ve probably all noticed that I recently switched up my pers...

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Shawn P. CalhounDec 3, 2022
The genius that is #McSweeny’s
> One minute fall’s like, “Hey, check out my delightful fucking harvest, I smell like cinnamon & apples & shit, isn’t this nice?” And I’m like, “It’s really fucking nice, I wish this could last forever.” So fall’s like, “Be careful what you fucking wish for,” all ominous & shit. And I’m like, “Take it easy, fall. Jesus.” And fall’s like, “You fucking take it easy!” < 🎃💩 https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-rotting-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers
It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bas...

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ThatchNov 11, 2022

Norman Bates is leaving twitter. I, for one, plan to #welcome him with open arms. Overheard today
#Mcsweeny's

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/norman-bates-checks-out-of-twitter

Norman Bates Checks Out of Twitter

NORMAN BATES: Mother, I’m leaving Twitter. NORMAN’S MOM: (sighs) And where will you go, Norman? Where will you go? NORMAN: This is all your fault. ...

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