Geez this hits close to home. 🤣👵🏼
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-wearing-tunics-now
But it ends strong:
“most of all, a tunic is a woman’s way of saying, “You know what? Nobody’s looking at me anymore anyway, so why not just relax and throw out my fucking shapewear? Why not be comfortable and self-assured for once in my goddamn life?” Yeah, it’s pretty much that last one. A glorious, comfortable future awaits. I’m wearing tunics now.”
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I’m Wearing Tunics Now

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@TruBluDevil A tunic has to be earned, and we’ve earned those tunics, Libby.