Oh fuck me dead.

Was about to reply to a toot and a pop-up tells me to do it nicely?

Go **** yourself Mastodon Civility Coach.

Maybe save this shit for April Fools Day?

#MastodonFail

ich kann mich bei #mastodon nicht mehr in der app anmelden. meldung: #autorisierungsfehler. wer kann helfen?#fail #mastodonfail

Trying to Toot and add a couple of photos.

Mastodon just shutting the Toot down when I try to add a second photo.

#MastodonFail

Lo triste es que a Mastodon todavía le falta muchísimo camino para ser una red social que agrupe al grueso de los usuarios que se encuentran en otras plataformas.
#mastodonfail #bogota

Mastodon.social website is now actively removing #CamelCase from my posts.

I type my capitals in carefully and go to a new line and WAM-OH #CamelCase hashtags have been automagically converted to #lowercasehashtags

Please stop messing with my posts.

Please stop reducing #Accessibility for folk who use #screenreaders (there we go - I typed that in CamelCase).

#MastodonHelp #MastodonFail #MastodonBug

So in addition to Nazis, I’m also gonna be missing Tucker Carlson by staying on this loser platform?!?!
#MastodonFail #BirdSite
Hey Mastodon, can you fix the log in issues with your app please? #mastodonisbroken #mastodonfail
@PalsRenate OMG ik kan geen gifjes sturen 😭 #mastodonfail
Apparently posting music to Mastodon is an utter waste of time. Good to know... #MastodonFail
I wonder how often people end up commenting to the wrong post, lol.
#MastodonFail