What iF this whole #crowdstrike thing is a plot to see who DIDN'T have issues on a Friday?

#manglement #TalesOfWoe #infosec

Probably something something ' the Blockchain is now firewood type "innovation" ' would be another new future update, wood burning being the innovation, never before seen(!), along with throwing a log of ' #antinews #news ' hostility on the burning pile of #PrivateEquity ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ and then eventually hanging the ' Failures of Leadership around the Wild Wild West Failboat, by eXamples ' as an analogy on the burning Blockchain wrapped around the #XViewBotsONLY necks.

Remember the whole, The Elmo will fix the bot issue? lol!! Yeah!! When this ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ข is what's happening? lol, ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿคก

After the #XViewONLYBots start posting in less than 2 months from now he will do Whatever is cheapest and has the most damage done to the site usebase by his track record so far, since they all seem to follow him anyways. Fraud accounts. Zero posts. #FeeSpeechโ„ข dodgers. Not paying. Then they can post after 3+month waiting for #FreeSpeechโ„ข for fraud & manipulation purposes, like Meta's issues. Fraud & Bots.

๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Alert ไน| ๏ฝฅ ใ€ฐ ๏ฝฅ |ใ„ Alert๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ

*Slow golf claps* vibeZ of....

" Waaaaay to upside down " L " the situ and put and #AIBot ๐Ÿช‘ in the mix for the userbase to stand on. "

Totally ' based ' way to kill the site, Elmo's Incompetence Leadership on Fire, as an eXample. Totally based in his decision by the looks of things. Somehow this, like the string of bad eXec decisions, backfire, iBet. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ

But iGuess The Elon needs another thing to fail... and write off... For the books so... Take note users and make appropriate plans to move elsewhere and such....

This pro-sociopathic-abusive behavior will backfire though. Watch.

(โ˜‰๏ฝกโ˜‰)! ไน[แ“€หตโ–พหตแ“‚]ใ„ ไน| ๏ฝฅ ใ€ฐ ๏ฝฅ |ใ„

#XitterMigration #fediverse #IncomingUsers #twittermigration

Super #Marktanic type vibeZ, fr. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšข

Perhaps this is a #PrivateEquityDysphoria popping up as a new ... CTO Use Case for eXplaining leadership instabilities also referred to as #manglement transitioning to the red on the balance sheetโš ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰โ„๏ธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ ? ๐Ÿค”

iF only the CEO, who controls HR, could have a sit down chat with the CTO about this obviously ' daddy issues ' that are affecting the company's user base. Ugh. Nyet, nyet, nyet, Nein, Nein, Nein, nyet Nein, though. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ข

@infosec_jcp
Right on time, a YouTube short from the #GoodLawProject about how much of the tory contract for 'digital health service data handling' with Palantir can be read.

#ukpol #manglement

https://youtube.com/shorts/geTKoyYzUVc?si=hf_ikm4tvcR9sR8y

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@infosec_jcp
I'm going to start using #manglement as it's easier than saying "the UK economy suffers from mismanagement" when I can say instead "tory manglement gave away another set of people's private data to a US company".

When people realize that someone in #manglement at #Meta was TASKED to CODE #NoNewsMeta and you STILL STAYED.

WHO'S. FAULT. IS. THAT? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿคก

@malwaretech

At some point stepping away from the 'Oligarchy of Red Cesar-ian' drift taking place over there is a good thing. Both sides watching the shift and application or not of T&S with the rise of the lack of T&S mod's applying rules like they use to really sets the stage for what has happened by virtue signaling 'how things will or will not be handled' because of the Oligarch Clown ๐Ÿคก # 1 on the lists political views as a mercurial type of rudderless manglementing CTO Red Whine ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ˆ type of 'burn the ship down' leadership position eXampling as a #GFY #advertising income place cutting their ๐Ÿ‘ƒ off to spite their ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ–.face, obvs. Perhaps there is a 'crowdsourced T&S Notes' somewhere to eXplain this per post which 'is not moderation but a cheap alt-right can't keep up with the bots' method of fail in public as a square? Hmm.

Perhaps the 'sink the company's visual he brought in was a foretelling of how he would please his overseas masters who 'free speeched' him into kowtowing via... Not that much money ๐Ÿ’ฐ investment wise?

All the changes there just point to 'by design' thinking #manglement decisions for #MBA101 & #PR101 types to sift through the failed ashes of Oligarchies Last Web Hosting Platform in #FreeWebHostingCulture type operations as a case study. News has moved on to newer technology as well as doubling down on their own web hosting and away from the enshittified platforms of manipulation anyways. Tracking this low hit web site and eXponential downswing in the metrics used to 'sound like a lot of a lot of a lot' but since the metrics for tracking this COMPLETELY changed, a red flag in LOTS of MARCOM books, yeah, I.T.'s going as eXpected. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Eh. At this point the ~1m people actually paying are just turning the place into Gab+TruthSocial+Parlour+Meta+4Chan in quick order of barely a year that has gone by pivoting to the debacle that's being documented currently. A piggy fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ soon up for sale. Oink'd. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ–๐Ÿท๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ˆยฏ\_เฒ _เฒ _/ยฏ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฝ

@moonwalker

#manglement stategerey-des

@patrickcmiller

So is this a pivot *away* from #news on #Meta , as has been signaled is their current #manglement strategy on #Threads also of no hards news, after the founders from #CrowdTangle acquisition left #Facebook ? ๐Ÿค”

@itnewsbot

This ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿคก๐ŸฅŠ applie$ still.

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A ๐Ÿ’ฉ x ๐Ÿ’ฉ comic about a ๐ŸฅŠโ„๏ธ๐ŸฅŠ ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŽช who ruined a #FreeWebHosting platform for #news by using the #PrivateEquity model of #manglement to synthesize a modicum of mashup culture to portmanteau Gab+Parlour+PradvaSocial โš ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ X.Com by Red Caesaraning ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿคก๐ŸฅŠ vs. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿคก๐ŸฅŠ + ๐Ÿค–'s into a Reicht Wing 'too afraid to turn on the #BlueCheckBerlinWall to #ReverseBerlinWall in his paying customers ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿงฑ'. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

@TodayInTwitter

So is their #SMBPhishing๐ŸŽฃโ˜ฃ๏ธ #infosec campaign. Ugh. So desperate.

#Manglementโ„ข Levels like THIS happen when the #CTO's staff don't talk to their (lack of) #infosec staff which obvs. DOESN'T fall under the #CEO's staff, for

*Checks Notes*

๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธโšซ#PrivateEquity โšซ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ #FeedMe big Sword Welding Blue ๐ŸŽƒ Pail type nrg, ngl

๐Ÿงพ
https://twitter.com/infosec_jcp/status/1728508210582303057

@[email protected]๐Ÿˆdone different ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿƒ (@infosec_jcp) on X

@WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk Perhaps phishing #SMB's was a follow up advertising campaign gone wrong at #XCorp's #infosec department that the #CTO & #CEO may / may NOT be aware of? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคณ ๐Ÿ‘‡ https://t.co/ITpoefNQIH

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