It is a mindfuck when you go to the dentist and get a face full of numb juice and it feels like there's a baseball in your cheek and its not swollen at all but you can't speak because your tongue is thick and it feels like you're drooling but you look totally normal.
In related news, I survived my dentist appointment! Trying to take care of my luxury bones is expensive and painful.
#capitalism #capitalismisadeathcult #luxurybones #dentist
i look forward to when we can grow our own new ones.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a60952102/tooth-regrowth-human-trials-japan/
And don’t get me started on the #LuxuryBones dental insurance thing.
Feeling like a #mutant. Found out I have #asteroidhyalosis - an entertaining (for drs) snowglobe situation in one #eye if you have proper tools. Was told not to worry, but she hadn't seen it in someone <60 yrs in a while. Trying not to look up brain tumors and #oculardisease rn.
It feels like the time i wowed my #dentist with my #toruspalitinus - dude nearly fell out of his chair. I assumed impending disaster, but he was just amused at my #anomoly.
New dental hygenist or just a REALLY thorough one. My poor mouth. I swear she went 3x over my whole mouth with the pointy thing, worked on a coffee stain, more gum jabbing, polish, more jabbing. I have never tasted more blood 😭😫 ow.
Prof. Dr. Old Man Swears Alot
pockets and sedition
paul
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