I wonder whether anyone on the FediVerse knows what obscure #magic ritual can be performed with a box of #teeth, income tax forms from 2003, and a Sacha Distel album.
Because the relative has all three.
The income tax forms box was not labelled. I think that this was a safety precaution against any old random person rocking up and accidentally raising some ancient Mesopotamian god.
The plan is to consign the income tax forms to the flames, and keep the world safe.
The boxes of teeth are Holy Medical Relics and Must Be Kept For Future Archaeologists, apparently.
I did not dare ask about #SachaDistel after learning that.
#ShedClearance