Soon to be new parents. If you're going to name your child something "interesting" please ask yourself if you wanted to grow up with that name and then reconsider the cool and unique name you are planning on inflicting upon your child. #parenting #names #namingchildren
I swear often and inventively, deal or don’t.
Insert bragging street cred stuff here. Add in a witty unexpected twist here. Something about being old that means I have wisdom here. If you are a Vote Blue cultist, block me now. Your fealty to the corrupt as fuck Democrats is part of why we are here now. And you owe the left an enormous apology.
Usually angry(ish). Occasionally funny.
Pronouns are He/Him but will also respond to "Hey Dickhead" just not very nicely.
Victator
