My paranoia at the potential of this room being a Satanic Ritual Orgy Murder Sacrifice And Cannibalistic Potluck room keeps growing.

Doesn't help this room is packed full of creepy shit.

If I die, I can only hope I die with dignity & a nice boner.

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So, since there's blood/lube stains on the curtains that may or may not be indicative of a Satanic Ritual Orgy Murder Sacrifice and Cannibalistic Potluck, I am having trouble going to sleep.

PJD assures me I'm simply paranoid.

On a hunch, though, I started checking every drawer on our room.

There's no Gideon Bible.

For some reason (probably the blood/lube stains on the curtains) the lack of a Gideon in the room makes my theory there was a Satanic Ritual Orgy Murder Sacrifice and Cannibalistic Potluck prior to us getting this room.

A room we only got due to being forcibly matched up with an Objectivist cockroach.

They tried to give us a different room, but it was a room that shared a wall with the roachy room, so we insisted on a room at least further down. The only room left. The Satanic Ritual Orgy Murder Sacrifice and Cannibalistic Potluck Room they give annoying guests.

I'm living the plot of a bad early 80's B-movie staring Dennis Weaver.

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So... our new room has character.

And by character, I mean pretty sure a murder or an orgy happened here. Check out these stains on the curtains.

Unsure if this room was the location of a murder or an orgy or a satanic rite orgy murder-sacrifice.

I grew up in small town eastern KY during the Satanic Panic. This is a real anxiety I'm still dealing with.

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