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#wip of some floggers.that are #inprogress.
Why yes, that is redundant. Welcome to marketing.
Any way, I have some Brown Heavy Moose. I usually don't use brown because no one buys it. But scarcity means creativity. So I'm working in browns.
Also using some fuscha I accidentally bought. No such thing as waste, just opportunities to do something different.
Been looking over the list of ideas I have for these shirts/art/coffee mugs/branding opportunities. In reviewing all of these ideas I have, there is a constant theme here. Apparently, I find children frightening little monsters who are nothing more than tiny sociopaths out to destroy & devour. They are inherently prone to unspeakable amounts of evil and ever on the edge of rampant destruction.
As I reflect on all of that, I can only think of one response:
Prove me wrong.
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There's a regional BDSM B&B I recently became aware of.
They keep posting pics of their various rooms, and they all look so lame.
Like, it's a room with pergo floors, a cheap metal tube St. Andrew's Cross attached to a wall, and a few not too bad toys hanging on a wall. The cross sure as shit couldn't hold up to serious play. Also don't know how the leather toys are cleaned.
Seriously. They don't say what is and is not allowed on their premises in any of their materials. So you could, in theory, get blood all over some leather floggers or wooden switches. Or jizz on some of those leather cuffs. Or even get a dash of pee on a leather dog hood. All pf which are placed in a basket to be "cleaned" by "professionals."
WHICH ISN'T HOW LEATHER AND WOOD WORK. YOU CAN'T JUST "CLEAN" THEM IF THEY ARE EXPOSED TO BLOODBORN PATHOGENS.
How the fuck are these hucksters allowed to operate? Why do they always have fan boys?
Fuck
We had a lovely time vending at a NYE party. It was a fairly successful one, too.
..which means I gotta get back to work. I have this on hand. Will have to order more hides soon.
It's the circle of crafter life.
And I LIVE for it.
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If nothing else, let this be your year to make shit.
Make a sex toy.
Make a porno.
Take lots of sexy pics & post them somewhere.
Write your hottest porn.
Create your sexiest look possible.
Draw the sexiest things you can imagine.
Embrace your perversion. Channel it through your creativity. Don't just repost; add to the conversation.
We're already asshole deep in imitation. Even if what you make isn't absolutely "perfect," it will be 1000 times more real. The more you do it, the better you'll get at doing whatever perverse masterpieces are within you.
Make this your year to make shit.
Fuck the haters.
Create.
Kink Vending Pro Tip
When the folx at the event are watching kink.com porn and laughing at how ridiculous it is, it's time to pack it up and go.
My paranoia at the potential of this room being a Satanic Ritual Orgy Murder Sacrifice And Cannibalistic Potluck room keeps growing.
Doesn't help this room is packed full of creepy shit.
If I die, I can only hope I die with dignity & a nice boner.
#kinkpresenter #vendor #gonnagetspitroasted #possiblythedoubleentendre #butpossiblynot
So, since there's blood/lube stains on the curtains that may or may not be indicative of a Satanic Ritual Orgy Murder Sacrifice and Cannibalistic Potluck, I am having trouble going to sleep.
PJD assures me I'm simply paranoid.
On a hunch, though, I started checking every drawer on our room.
There's no Gideon Bible.
For some reason (probably the blood/lube stains on the curtains) the lack of a Gideon in the room makes my theory there was a Satanic Ritual Orgy Murder Sacrifice and Cannibalistic Potluck prior to us getting this room.
A room we only got due to being forcibly matched up with an Objectivist cockroach.
They tried to give us a different room, but it was a room that shared a wall with the roachy room, so we insisted on a room at least further down. The only room left. The Satanic Ritual Orgy Murder Sacrifice and Cannibalistic Potluck Room they give annoying guests.
I'm living the plot of a bad early 80's B-movie staring Dennis Weaver.
Hat