I was woken this morning by two kookaburras making a racket down the side passage. Turns out their beaks were stuck together (!)

While they scrambled and fought, trying to pull apart, a currawong sat on the fence commentating the life-or-death struggle.

After my sleepy brain had made sense of what the bloody hell was going on, I fetched some gloves and gently prised them apart. They both flew off in high dudgeon.

What a surreal start to the day.

#kookaburra #KookaburrasOfMastodon #AustralianAnimals #justAustralianthings #birding #birds #wildoz #AussieBirdCount

When the US is doing well the Australian dollar goes down but when the US is doing bad the Australian dollar also goes down ... #JustAustralianThings
I saw some ants swarming around what I thought was a dead worm in the garage. It turned out to be a baby snake. #JustAustralianThings

This was, by the way, the only natural waters we could safely swimm in during our trip through the NT, #Australia

๐Ÿ™ : "Oh, that beach in Darwin looks nice, Imma jump into the water."
๐Ÿšจ Well, do you want to die of poisoning from Box Jellyfish?

๐Ÿ™ : "Oh, that river looks refreshing, let's dive in."
๐Ÿšจ You like your limbs? Because big ass crocodiles like them too.

#JustAustralianThings I guess.