Geez I miss the traditional IVR systems on helplines! I had to call #internode/#iinet again today to see if I could finally get the refund released. You know, the one they were meant to have actioned a month or two ago š®āšØ
Helpline: welcome to the helpline, please tell us in a short sentence what you're contacting us about
Me: š ... account refund
Helpline: iinet/internode no longer provides this service.
Me: ?!!
Helpline: ... something something TV alternative something
Me: THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED! š© Accounts! ACCOUNTS! Human! Operator!
Helpline: something something etc ... {ringing sound}
Tech support: Hello! Technical support, how can I help you?
Me: ... uh, hi, I was expecting account inquiries, not tech support.
Tech support: oh. Hmm, tell me what you're trying to resolve and I'll put you through to the right department.
Me: I'm trying to sort out a refund on my account.
Tech support: right, you need the billing department for that, let me put you through
Me: /thank you!/
Notably absent: "This call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes". Guess quality doesn't matter when you can automate it all away with #AI systems š
With the old IVR I could've gone straight to the right department, not gotten shocked with "we no longer provide refunds", nor wasted tech support's time with having to route me, and also wouldn't have annoyed me to the point of complaining on social media about it. Stars am I glad I've taken my business elsewhere at this point. I'm too old for this nonsense...



