When I boil pasta I put the spaghetti into the pot long side down, holding it in my hand, then lower it into the water and release. It falls into a pleasing spiral around the pot, which I then tend as the base softens.

Has anyone studied the physics of which direction your spaghetti falls when you let it go into the pot?

And does it fall the other way in the southern hemisphere?!!

#physics #ImportantQuestions

I'm working from the office today and I find myself asking if the distance between my desk and the coffee machine is greater here or at home. 🤔

#ImportantQuestions

there can only be one

#importantQuestions #trees

Why are there no-longer any "Green" Jelly Babies in 'The Natural Confectionery Co.'s bags of Jelly Babies? 🤔

#ImportantQuestions #JellyBabyRacism #Musings

"You've Heard of the Headless Horseman... Now, get ready for the HeAdLeSs DiCkSuCkEr..."

Wait, if he doesn't have a head, how does he suck dick??

"THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM SPOOKY"

#halloween #HeadlessHorseman #spooky #ImportantQuestions #discourse #shitpost