Mastodawn

If a County is led by a Count, a Barony by a Baron, and a Duchy by a Duke... shouldn't a City by led by a Cit? #imponderables

If I write the life story of a hag, it would be a hag biography, or hagbiography, right?

But if the hag were also a saint, then it could be a hagiography.

Or would it be a haghagiography?

"My back is achin'
My bra's too tight
My boobs are shakin'
From left to right"

... If the bra is too tight, how the boobs shakin'?

This question brought to you by my own aching back.

My boobs are calm, thank you.