Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Imagine being this guy's Russian handler and he brings back details on.....Grant Shapps
He's lucky to be alive...
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/07/man-jailed-sharing-grant-shapps-details
wallabykoffing at KillBaitFormer Defence Minister Sir Grant Shapps spoke about the traumatic experience his father-in-law endured during the recent Manchester synagogue attack. His father-in-law was actively involved in trying to stop the attacker, Jihad al Shamie, from entering the building by manning the doors and holding ... [More info]
This loser was bored of his life and wanted to be a spy for Russia.
I'm guessing Grant Shapps was expendable in this entrapment operation?
https://news.sky.com/story/briton-found-guilty-of-volunteering-to-spy-for-russia-13399976
PSiReN-X 
While #IT will come as #NoSurprise how many of #TheNaughtyTories will "magickally" find #Peerages in the next round of #HonourListing...
#IT's a #SmallComfort to know that #CrazyNadders will be #OverlookedAgain; though, #GrantShapps will be needing #MoreThanOne...
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J.Sʜᴀʀᴘ🌍🇺🇦Fʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ&DᴇᴍᴏᴄʀᴀᴄʏIf all the people who want #Labour to win, voted, then they *would* get a super-majority, as the #Conservatives know.
And in some ways, them telling the truth (initiated by #GrantShapps), is a clever way of deboosting lazy Labour voters - and - boosting their own vote, simply based on fear.
An interesting strategy that's had an unexpected result - a lot of young voters take the #Labour win for granted, and they've decided to use their vote as a protest by intending to vote #GREEN 😄
Andrew GuilfordHilarious (and unprecedented) if this actually happens
#UKPol #GE2024 #Tories #RishiSunak #JeremyHunt #OliverDowden #PennyMordaunt #KemiBadenoch #JamesCleverly #SuellaBraverman #GrantShapps #RichardHolden
Francis Mangion (M)🇬🇧 A Tory social media campaign suggests the party fears a #Labour landslide in the upcoming general election, as minister #GrantShapps says they are fighting to avoid a #Labour "supermajority"
The Conservatives' latest advertising campaign appears to target potential #Reform voters, warning them that the Tories could be reduced to just 57 seats in the next parliament, even if #Reform picked up no seats ⏩
https://news.sky.com/story/general-election-conservatives-fear-labour-landslide-warning-of-supermajority-for-keir-starmer-13151798 #Political #UK #News
lp0 on fire 
Would #GrantShapps support replacing #FPTP with an alternative voting system…?
#FPTPMustGo #ToriesOut
#FPTPMustGo #ToriesOut
Does the world give a single fuck what Grant Shapps says?
Like Rishi Sunak he lacks the gravitas for the World Stage. He's the typical Brit abroad these days, deluded, self important, incompetent and entitled.