Lazarou Monkey Terror πππImagine being this guy's Russian handler and he brings back details on.....Grant Shapps
He's lucky to be alive...
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/07/man-jailed-sharing-grant-shapps-details
wallabykoffing at KillBaitFormer Defence Minister Sir Grant Shapps spoke about the traumatic experience his father-in-law endured during the recent Manchester synagogue attack. His father-in-law was actively involved in trying to stop the attacker, Jihad al Shamie, from entering the building by manning the doors and holding ... [More info]
This loser was bored of his life and wanted to be a spy for Russia.
I'm guessing Grant Shapps was expendable in this entrapment operation?
https://news.sky.com/story/briton-found-guilty-of-volunteering-to-spy-for-russia-13399976
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While #IT will come as #NoSurprise how many of #TheNaughtyTories will "magickally" find #Peerages in the next round of #HonourListing...
#IT's a #SmallComfort to know that #CrazyNadders will be #OverlookedAgain; though, #GrantShapps will be needing #MoreThanOne...
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And in some ways, them telling the truth (initiated by #GrantShapps), is a clever way of deboosting lazy Labour voters - and - boosting their own vote, simply based on fear.
An interesting strategy that's had an unexpected result - a lot of young voters take the #Labour win for granted, and they've decided to use their vote as a protest by intending to vote #GREEN π
Andrew GuilfordHilarious (and unprecedented) if this actually happens
#UKPol #GE2024 #Tories #RishiSunak #JeremyHunt #OliverDowden #PennyMordaunt #KemiBadenoch #JamesCleverly #SuellaBraverman #GrantShapps #RichardHolden
π¬π§ A Tory social media campaign suggests the party fears a #Labour landslide in the upcoming general election, as minister #GrantShapps says they are fighting to avoid a #Labour "supermajority"
The Conservatives' latest advertising campaign appears to target potential #Reform voters, warning them that the Tories could be reduced to just 57 seats in the next parliament, even if #Reform picked up no seats β©
https://news.sky.com/story/general-election-conservatives-fear-labour-landslide-warning-of-supermajority-for-keir-starmer-13151798 #Political #UK #News
lp0 on fire 
Would #GrantShapps support replacing #FPTP with an alternative voting system�
#FPTPMustGo #ToriesOut
#FPTPMustGo #ToriesOut
Does the world give a single fuck what Grant Shapps says?
Like Rishi Sunak he lacks the gravitas for the World Stage. He's the typical Brit abroad these days, deluded, self important, incompetent and entitled.
"Grant Shapps has ordered an urgent review into the matter"
You don't know where your planes are lad? Is that it? Have tried down the back of the sofa?
