(Read carefully. There are no typos in the following.)
[On a blind date:]
"Hi! Nice to meet you. How old are you?"
"22."
"[Gasps]. I'm 35."
"[Gasps too.] This is going to be an age gasps relationship then."
(Read carefully. There are no typos in the following.)
[On a blind date:]
"Hi! Nice to meet you. How old are you?"
"22."
"[Gasps]. I'm 35."
"[Gasps too.] This is going to be an age gasps relationship then."
Defense lawyer: Your honor, I am a chihuahua.
Prosecution lawyer: Objection!
Judge: On what grounds?
Prosecution lawyer: Defense counsel cannot possibly be a dog.
Judge: Why?
Prosecution lawyer: I saw them laying an egg! Dogs do not lay eggs.
[Gasps in the audience.]
Judge: [Turning to the defence lawyer.] What do you say?
Defense lawyer: It is true, Your Honor. For you see... [pulls off mask dramatically] I am a turnip.
[The audience clutches its pearls.]
Prosecution lawyer: But what about the egg?
Defense lawyer: It was a prop.
[The egg cracks, a chick comes out.]
Defense lawyer: Well, damn! It must have been a fertilized prop.
Judge and Prosecution lawyer: Hahahahahahahah!
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