As much as the Internet can be a cesspit, it's stuff like this that makes me so grateful for the interwebz.

#memes #eanasir #poorqualitycopper #mesopotamia #nanni

Readings from the Old Babylonian Period into 1st millennium BCE. But it needs to include the rant about the poor quality copper ingots sold by Ea-nāṣir'. The incantation for a dog bite is about as close as it gets:
https://www.soas.ac.uk/baplar/recordings
#Babylon #cuneiform #EaNasir #copper
BAPLAR: The Recordings

SOAS

@/Ea-nāṣir

this one right here


#ea-nasir #premium-grade-copper #babylonian-karen

@treats check the reviews first  

#EaNasir

"Hi, I'm Attorney Ea-Sinyda. Have you been injured as a result of subpar copper? If so, call my Code of Hammurabi firm for a free evaluation of your case. And remember, there's never a fee unless we get ingots for YOU."

#Pittsburgh #EaNasir #EdgarSnyder

@Kierkegaanks

xposting hadas's twitter posts to mastodon seems odd, but she hasn't posted it here yet.

i am getting her alpha posts over there.

#eaNasir

Maybe Ea-nāṣir really is an undying shady businessman who has perpetuated copper-based scams over the past four millennia
https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2023/02/10/707538.htm
#EaNasir #LongCon #Cuneiform #copper
Commodity Trader Trafigura Faces $577 Million Loss After Uncovering Nickel Fraud

Commodity trader Trafigura Group is facing more than half a billion dollars in losses after discovering metal cargoes it bought didn't contain the nickel

Insurance Journal
#london, UK. Another month, another visit to London 😅. This time I was invited as a speaker at the Karst conference. I took a day extra to visit (the least British) British Museum and seek out the Babylonian clay complaint tablet to #eanasir, now notorious seller of sub-par copper. I was also recommended to see the Lewis chessmen, where the Queen looks like she's so 'done' and questioning here life choices. The room about the Sutton Hoo ship burial also speaks to the imagination and is very informative. After spending way to many hours in the Museum I took a quick stop at the Wellcome Collection for their wonderful bookstore and a cake, dinner at Ta'mini for amazing Lebanese Manakeesh, and a stroll around Camden before heading back to Belgium.
Tidied up the number plate spacing a bit so figured it was worth a repost of this bad pun. Makes sense he'd have a private number plate. #EaNasir #MiniCopper