The TurtleSomewhere, there is a gigantic penis, anatomically correct. It's the size of a railroad tank car.
Duke can suck it.
The floridas winned the basketballs.
Best thing about that is, they're not Duke.
And CBS needs to shove "one shining moment."
I wish the NBA playoffs took just one shining moment instead of two fucking months.
Well, fuck. I wanted Tennessee to flatten doooooook. Houston cats will have to do it, I guess.