Drunk Tessiah be like:

"Society should be smaller and we should shame and extradite people in our community who are shitty."

#drunktooting #drunktoot #drunk #alcohol #tipsy.

I’m currently pissed out of my gourd on honey bourbon. I’ve just edited my bio, somehow most of it was duplicated, now fixt. I like to replace the letters “ed” with “t.” For example ‘fixt’ and ‘fuct.’
#DrunkTooting
Nobody: ...
Japan: We put a dick on it, you're welcome.
#drunktooting
So, yeah, it's International Margarita Day.
Good thing I made my own at home. All I gotta do is walk up a flight of stairs to crawl into bed.
#InternationalMargaritaDay #DrunkTooting
Ah, ontem houve #drunktooting 
I guess that's what I get for #drunktooting