i love watching 20th century movies/shows like Downton Abby because it feels like an inception gossip party. Oh, this guy Mr Harbengablerber is the illegitimate son of Mr Shitsworth and Ms Brightface? TEA.
your socks dissappear in the dryer because dragons steal them for their hoard
Look I know La Crox can't be used as a subsitute for water but the internet said carbonation isn't necessarily bad for you so I'm on my 3rd can.
I'm convinced phone batteries aren't real and the percent is just how how much your phone wants to be used, cause I plugged this thing in and it immediately jumped from 4% to 77%...
how......... does that work?
I'm personally a big fan of long-form posting. "Twitter" formatted posts are often confusing, and not good for discussion. Making a thread often leads to information being ignored and missed, which is just the worst imo. Because of this I really enjoy Tumblr style posts, but then, Tumblr has its own problems that making using the sight comfortably hard for anyone not familiar with old internet format (of which I am familiar, just apprehensive toward). And honestly, the Tumblr "educate" can be annoying. I am for social justice about as much as anyone else, but Tumblr feels like being in a room of virtue signalers who all scoff at anyone who doesn't use every ad blocker extension on Firefox available.
The socialism is great! Stop telling me to drink water.
Jane 🜚⛥