Dragons, but dragoner.
Dragons, but dragoner.
The evil dragoness is looking for:
- pet/slave
The position is:
-full-time
-permanent
Your job will be:
-worshiping the dragoness
What she offers:
-free food and housing
-serene working environment
-lots of kinky sex
Requirements
-must be submissive
Shamlessly stolen idea from the blue husky site, photo is my own phone photo from 2017.
Bro, your patron saint is a mass murderer of innocent dragons.
Pick a better patron saint.
So... dragons are awesome, you should pet them. Firey dragons, icey dragons, stormy dragons, toxic dragons, all the dragons are awesome! Scaily, fluffy, or.... something completely different. All the dragons should get pets, or hugs, or both, once again... dragons! are! awesome!
-Kl & -Av
#DragonPosting #dragonposting #dragon #dragons
*does a heckin' BIIIIIIG STRETCHIE as he yawns sleepily before flopping down across your timeline, basking in the warms of the feeds* 
Some more draconic pills of wisdom:
You can afford to feed billions dragons, for the rest of their lives, ten times over.
You cannot afford to feed the greed of dozens of billionaires, or the blood-thirst of hundreds of dragon-slayers.