There's a reason #Waterslides only go #downwards...

Because it doesn't work otherwise....

• "#FuckAroundAndFindOut" is not a way to #engineer something that is aimed to be used by the "Average Joanna" even if she's named "Dark"...

Cuz that's how a child dies on a waterslide...

• And when rich white kids with political connections die, there is political pressure to investigate and find evidence...

Only Cannonball Loop was more absurd...