@jessamyn Excuse me for interrupting on your (US) political issues with my Canadian opinions, but... It's my opinion that you'd all be a lot happier and safer and well-off if you simply made Dolly your Queen. With all the powers you currently divide between your Senate and House and President tucked safely under her wing. (Not sure I got your legislature named properly, but I think you get my drift.)
#dollypartonforqueen