"It was Thursday, February 26th, 2015." - WILLA PASKIN, The Truth About #TheDress, Decoder Ring #DecoderRing #WillaPaskin

"it's pretty hard to escape what's driving our interest in celebrity." - MICHAEL PLATT, The Fame That Got Away, Decoder Ring #DecoderRing #MichaelPlatt

"Dick Tracy debuted in the funny pages of the Detroit Mirror in 1931!" - WILLA PASKIN, Calling Dick Tracy! It's Warren Beatty Again, Decoder Ring #DecoderRing #NationalMichiganDay #WillaPaskin

"Richard Nixon, in particular, took notice." - WILLA PASKIN, The Curious Case of Columbo's Message to Romania Part 1, Decoder Ring #DecoderRing #RichardNixon #WillaPaskin

"I don't recognize THAT bird sound." - NATHAN PIEPLOW, The Wrongest Bird in Movie History, Decoder Ring #DecoderRing #NationalBirdDay #NathanPieplow

"In fact, a Champagne glass rests atop it." - WILLA PASKIN, The Butt and the Bustle, Decoder Ring #DecoderRing #NewYearsEve #WillaPaskin

"Merlin is an app that has been downloaded more than 10 million times." - FORREST WICKMAN, The Wrongest Bird in Movie History, Decoder Ring #DecoderRing #NationalDownloadDay #ForrestWickman

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"Cabbage Patch Kids have some of these qualities, and others not at all." - WILLA PASKIN, The Cabbage Patch Kids Riots, Decoder Ring #DecoderRing #StupidToyDay #WillaPaskin