Ah yes, the miracle cure for database woes: declarative schemas! 🎉🙄 Because nothing screams "innovation" like wrapping your '90s .sql files in a fresh layer of buzzwords and pretending it's revolutionary. 🚀✨ Enjoy managing your simple complex database with this glorified version control system. 🤦‍♂️
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