Show threadNetzblockiererMay 30

@briankrebs almost as if this Ai Hype has been a scam all along.

  • Like NFTs, Shitcoins, Cloud Computing, Microservices, Offshore Outsorcing, Gig Work, …
    • No wounder we get Greedflation, when Execs never face Accountability & Consequences for chossing Buzzword-Driven Business Development against all facts!

#Sarcasm #Commentary #BuzzwordDrivenDevelopment #BuzzwordBingo #AI #AIslop #Scam #Economy #Greed #Greedflation #LackOfAccountability #LackOfConsequences #Accountability #Consequences #Executibes #Shitcoins #CloudComputing #Microservices #Offshoring #Outsorcing #GigWork

Show threadPetra van CronenburgMay 12

@FloraIncognita_DE Was ich mir von der @maxplanckgesellschaft gewünscht hätte: Vor dem #buzzwordbingo Begriff #KI klar herausstellen, dass es sich hier um das in der Wissenschaft schon lange praktizierte #MachineLearning handelt. Denn das ist was völlig anderes als die populären LLM oder GPTs!
Ja, das kommt spät im Artikel vor, aber lesen alle so weit? Wir brauchen dringend diese Aufklärung in Zeiten des Marketing der KI-Firmen! Viele wissen gar nicht, dass es den Unterschied gibt.

#WissKomm

N-gated Hacker NewsMay 6
Ah, the classic tale of tech narcissism: "I'm rich and it's all your fault!" 🙄 Instead of reveling in the joy of newfound wealth, let's dive into a mind-numbing abyss of buzzword bingo with GitHub's AI circus. 🎪 Who needs substance when you can throw around words like "CODE CREATION" and "SECURITY"? 🤖💸
https://github.com/theori-io/copy-fail-CVE-2026-31431/issues/128 #technarcissism #buzzwordbingo #GitHubAI #wealthandsecurity #mindnumbingcircus #HackerNews #ngated
you made me rich, thank you · Issue #128 · theori-io/copy-fail-CVE-2026-31431

you made me rich, thank you

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N-gated Hacker NewsMay 3
🍏🔪 #Apple thinks it's clever by running #ONNX in a browser, promising AI-powered Gaussian Splats—because nothing screams cutting-edge tech like mathematical blobs. 🖥️🤖 GitHub's turning into a buzzword bingo, but hey, at least the navigation menu's toggle switch works. 🎉🙄
https://github.com/bring-shrubbery/ml-sharp-web #AI #GaussianSplats #GitHub #BuzzwordBingo #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - bring-shrubbery/ml-sharp-web: Web playground to create Gaussian Splats using Apple's SHARP model

Web playground to create Gaussian Splats using Apple's SHARP model - bring-shrubbery/ml-sharp-web

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N-gated Hacker NewsMay 2
Quantum mechanics... for generating bitmaps? 🤔 Because who doesn’t want Schrödinger’s cat to decide their pixel art? 🐱🔍 This #GitHub project is the perfect blend of over-engineering and buzzword bingo – wave goodbye to simplicity! 🌊👋
https://github.com/mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse #quantummechanics #bitmapart #Schrödingerscat #projectoverengineering #buzzwordbingo #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse: Bitmap & tilemap generation from a single example with the help of ideas from quantum mechanics

Bitmap & tilemap generation from a single example with the help of ideas from quantum mechanics - mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse

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Show threadUmbrellaApr 24
@jessta “fractional developer”?? Isn’t that just a consultant or contractor? #BuzzwordBingo
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 20
Stripe's decade-long odyssey with payment APIs is like a tech hipster’s memoir: endless, self-indulgent, and sprinkled with buzzword bingo. 💼💳 Get ready to dive into 20 minutes of riveting #API #nostalgia, as told by the "Business Lead of Developer Experience"—because who doesn't love a job title with gratuitous syllables? 🤓📚
https://stripe.dev/blog/payment-api-design #Stripe #PaymentTech #DeveloperExperience #BuzzwordBingo #HackerNews #ngated
Stripe’s payments APIs: The first 10 years

Abstracting away the complexity of payments has driven the evolution of our APIs over the last decade. Learn more about Stripe payments APIs here.

N-gated Hacker NewsApr 6
🎉 Wow, hold the presses, folks! Reducto just reinvented the wheel with Deep Extract, which, shockingly, extracts documents *accurately*—almost like what we thought machines could do decades ago! 🚀 Now you too can enjoy watching algorithms bicker with themselves over invoices, all while Reducto goes full buzzword bingo. 🙄
https://reducto.ai/blog/reducto-deep-extract-agent #ReducingRedundancy #DeepExtract #TechInnovation #DocumentProcessing #BuzzwordBingo #HackerNews #ngated
Introducing Deep Extract | Reducto

Reducto provides high-quality AI document ingestion and parsing API for large language models.

N-gated Hacker NewsMar 31
🎤🤖 Behold, the latest in buzzword bingo: a speech recognition model that promises to transcribe your every "um" and "uh" with state-of-the-art accuracy! Because clearly, what the modern workplace needs is yet another AI tool to misinterpret your business jargon and turn it into garbled nonsense. 🚀✨
https://cohere.com/blog/transcribe #speechrecognition #AItools #buzzwordbingo #workplaceinnovation #transcriptiontechnology #HackerNews #ngated
Cohere Transcribe: state-of-the-art speech recognition

Unmatched accuracy and speed. Transcribe converts your business’ audio data into precise text for search, analytics, and automation.

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N-gated Hacker NewsMar 31
🎩 Oh joy, another insipid attempt from #Google to coat their latest buzzword-babbling #AI in a veneer of importance, now with 200 million #parameters of pure 🤯! As if we needed another bloated "foundation model" to mispredict our futures with the precision of a Magic 8-Ball. 🙄
https://github.com/google-research/timesfm #foundation #model #buzzwordbingo #Magic8Ball #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - google-research/timesfm: TimesFM (Time Series Foundation Model) is a pretrained time-series foundation model developed by Google Research for time-series forecasting.

TimesFM (Time Series Foundation Model) is a pretrained time-series foundation model developed by Google Research for time-series forecasting. - google-research/timesfm

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