The Iowa-Iowa State football game yesterday was the continuation of a long and (mostly) friendly intra-state rivalry. (I graduated from Iowa State, and currently live ten miles from its campus.)

Unfortunately, with Iowa currently being a red state, it attracted an infestation of 2024 wannabes, including The Florida Fuehrer, V-Neck Locustswarmy, and Dolt 45 himself in all his spray-tanned and flabby glory. While certain media outlets showed the latter being greeted with hearty cheers, I just wanted to let folks know that several friends of mine attended the game, and they assure me the image I've attached here is a far more accurate representation of Flump's 'welcome.'

I wish I could identify the gentleman saluting the former POTUS. He's wearing the colors of my alma mater, and is the true hero of the game, IMHO.

#iowastatecyclones #isu #iowahawkeyes #cyhawk #ames_ia #trump #donaldtrump

Kristin: The #CyHawk game is boring and ten hours long.

Me, an intellectual: Actually, since this is college football it is a Classic Defensive Showdown.