@Geri UAE

Where they made the palm-tree-shaped island for luxury villas. From sand.

Where there are luxury cars absolutely *everywhere*.

Has the tallest skyscraper - without a proper sewage system.

Where the shopping centre has an indoor ski slope with artificial snow.

Where they import glaciers from Greenland for ice for their orange juice.

And so on.

All in the best *possible* taste.

#climatechange #bigoil #cupidstunt

@traciebreaux
Husband *to the cat*: Whose a good boy? Is he a good boy? Is he? Yes, he is. He's a good boy. Does he want his tea? Ooo, let's have a look. Do you want tuna? Ooo, it's your favourite.

Husband *to me*: What you fancy for tea?

#FFS #CupidStunt #Cats #CatsOfMastodon