Shang Qinghua runs a hand through his hair, frazzled. "If I just leave," he says, "/before/ my king gets tired of me, then everything will be okay."

Shen Qingqiu sighs, putting his head in his hands. "We've been over this," he says tiredly. "You tried leaving already. Several times. You always come back. And Mobei-jun always mopes around until you do."

"I don't think I /can/ stay!" Shang Qinghua exclaims. "I don't think I'm capable of it. I'm not made for married life. I'm made for being depressed, poor, and buried under all the words I have to write each day."

"That's stupid," Shen Qingqiu says flatly. "You just have to work at it a little harder, that's all."

"It's so hard, though!" Shang Qinghua wails.

"Then perish," Shen Qingqiu tells him, stands up, and leaves.

- 🪸

#svsss #cumplane #moshang #FanPrompt (doubt)
@FanPrompt

SQH finally getting his beach episode.

#cumplane #svsssfanart #shangqinghua #xiangfei

Current sketch I am working on right now.
love the shizun floatie :3

#cumplane #wip #svsssfanart #shangqinghua #xiangfei

Sometimes you have to admit that a ship you like would be super into a kink you don't have.

Mobei-jun would call Shang Qinghua "daddy".

Hua Cheng would lick Xie Lian's toes.

Shen Qingqiu would call Shang Qinghua slurs and Shang Qinghua would nut about it.

Good for them!

- 🪸

#svsss #tgcf #hualian #moshang #cumplane

I love that there's a ship named Cumplane. I love that it fits them. I love that it sounds like "complain".

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#svsss #cumplane

This is the second part to my "Wifeplot" fanart from a few weeks ago. This time its the boys turn. Ofc with extra commentary from the other two.
2nd is just the pure image. For sciene! :3

(This took me 19 hours xX But look at cucumber tights! nice.)

#Cumplane #svsss #Shangqinghua #Shenqingqui

Find yourself a partner who looks at you as Shang Qinghua looks at cucumbers (... what have I done?)

#WIP #cumplane #svsss #Shangqinghua

r/AITA

I have a problem. The author of the worst book in existence (despite containing the best character ever) is upset that I keep hitting him with my fan. Obviously, I only do it when it's justified! Like when he's annoying, or accuses me of being gay for being married to the best character ever (who happens to be a man, like me, but isn't that what the MSM label is for?! Men in relationships with men who still aren't gay?)

Anyway, I'm only making this post because I'm sure I'm right. It's not physical abuse if you're doing it for a reason, like if your least favorite person tries to give you sex tips! I think the mods should actually remove the "YTA" permissions on this post. Anyone who votes that is probably the subject of this post on a sockpuppet account.

AITA? (rolling my eyes that I even have to ask)

#SVSSS #Cumplane

get your cumplane wingfic! it's finally done and posted!

Revelations From A Layover Flight, by sophia_sol

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60395941

or

https://aviansoph.com/fic/layover-flight.html

➤ pre-abyss-era transmigrator bros out on a mission together

➤ sqh ends up with wings, sqq doesn't. cue: arguing about worldbuilding, and gay sex chicken

➤ somehow this is 7k words

#SVSSS #Cumplane #SVSSSFanfic #CumplaneFanfic #fanfic

Revelations From A Layover Flight - sophia_sol - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#Rec #FicRec #SVSSS #cumplane

Predictably, Peerless Cucumber Has Opinions About The Economic Worldbuilding of Proud Immortal Demon Way, by el_em_en_oh_pee

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57304888

➤ endless abyss era svsss

➤ sqq writing angry notes to sqh about his worldbuilding, sqh accusing sqq of pulling his pigtails to get his attention

➤ god I love these emotionally constipated nerds <3

➤ 1k words

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