You may have heard:

1) The official UK age ban will cover platforms including Snapchat, TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook and X, the 'management'/miss government sad/said.

2) Personally I am too stupid being born yesterday to care what happens in 2027AD (After Democracy) Anyway I do not use those brain rot 'services'. So there!

3) I am redacted (not) AND ADDICTED TO MICRO-Blagging on #Mastodon, from where I can shout into the wind...

4) I would support our strapped for cash #admins but do not know how to misuse #creep2currency or an #ATM or even paypall-ID

5) I will be classifying myself as a pet lobster and becoming micro-fish-and chipped...

Hope I am still welcome on the Fed-in-verse?