Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: #CrayCray passengers literally get in your face and punch you because, fuck you, that's why.

> Alabama woman allegedly touches passengers’ faces, then punches elderly travelers during Caribbean flight https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-allegedly-touches-passengers-faces-punches-elderly-travelers-during-caribbean-flight

#crime

Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: there may be congresscritters on board. Oh, #CrayCray passengers yelling about the fascist states are bad too.

> American Airlines flight carrying 4 congressmen diverted over disruptive passenger who shouted about ‘fascist state’ https://nypost.com/2025/11/13/us-news/american-airlines-flight-carrying-4-congressmen-diverted-over-disruptive-passenger-who-shouted-about-fascist-state/

Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: #CrayCray Karen goes on rampage, assaults airline workers mid-flight, you get diverted to Boise, ID.

> Passenger allegedly assaults Alaska Airlines crew members, forces emergency landing at Boise Airport https://www.foxnews.com/us/passenger-allegedly-assaults-alaska-airlines-crew-members-forces-emergency-landing-boise-airport

#crime #KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain

Looks like Taco Bell dodged a bullet here.

> 'I'm going to cut you': Woman stabbed her cousin to death because he would not help her get a job at Taco Bell, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-going-to-cut-you-woman-stabbed-her-cousin-to-death-because-he-would-not-help-her-get-a-job-at-taco-bell-police-say/

#crime #CrayCray #TacoBell 🌮 🔔

Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: #CrayCray homophobe #assholes ranting and being violent on the plane.

> Flight lands early after masked passenger raves about LGBTQ people giving him cancer https://www.advocate.com/news/homophobic-rant-on-plane

In #FloridaWoman

> Florida woman insisting she’s Trump’s wife is busted trying to get into Mar-a-Lago https://nypost.com/2025/09/18/us-news/florida-woman-insisting-shes-trumps-wife-arrested-trying-to-get-onto-mar-a-lago/

#Floriduh #CrayCray

Clearly recalling Psalms 144:1. "Praise be to the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle."

> 'Guide my bullets like you guided David's rock': Woman says prayer before shooting neighbor whom she believed was 'murdering and raping' people, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/guide-my-bullets-like-you-guided-davids-rock-woman-says-prayer-before-shooting-neighbor-whom-she-believed-was-murdering-and-raping-people-cops-say/

#crime #CrayCray #Christian