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February 2026 Grab Bag o’ Humour

The first two hands of a clock are the minute hand and the hour hand because they are always present. Some clocks or watches only have these two hands. So they could be called the first and second hands. But what is the third hand of a clock or watch called? The second hand. This means that any of the three hands could be called the second hand!

To me this is first hand information, To you it is second hand information. For anyone you tell, it is third hand information.

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Have you seen the price of a one bedroom apartment in New York City? It’s about $5 000 a month on average for a NYC renter.

But capitalism has a way of subsidizing these apartments. All the renter has to do is show up at a game show or a talk show and cross their fingers for a giveaway. And you wondered why game and talk shows always seemed to be hosted in these big cities. Now you know why.

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You’ve heard the latest craze for kids all over? They laugh hysterically when the numbers 6, 7 come up and in that order. My sources tell me there is no real reason for the laughter. There is no real reason it is these two numbers being funny. It’s just a fact of life in today’s world.

Teaching kids to count must be hard, especially when you get to that 6, 7 trigger. But usually kids are taught to count that low of numbers when most of them aren’t socially aware. So they might not realize that saying 6,7 is supposed to trigger laughter. So maybe counting is safe.

And fortunately, 67 is a prime number so it doesn’t come up when kids are learning their multiplication tables.

Still, I would hate to be a Canadian middle grade history teacher. You see, Canada’s confederation came in 1867. So that number gets mentioned a lot.

So I’m glad I am not a middle grade history teacher. But let’s be truly honest. I’m glad I’m not teaching middle grade school at all. Thus, I don’t have to deal with those brats.

#67 #clock #counting #firstHand #historyOfCanada #hourHand #howCapitalismSubsidizes #kids #minuteHand #NYCRenter #primeNumber #secondHand #thirdHand

RE: https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/116007401200373106

Voting is not just a matter of those who vote, but also of those who count.
#GOP government attempts to prevent non-GOP citizens to be involved in #counting #votes in the #midterms. For transparency, citizens of all political backgrounds and affiliations must participate in the counting. If trump succeeds in manipulating the #midterms in his favour, the USA will cross another thin line towards #dictatorship. #nofascism

US #immigration crackdown
#counting #deportations is not as straightforward as it seems b/c there
is not a specific legal definition. chart @nytimes.com
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/01/18/us/trump-deportation-numbers-immigration-crackdown.html

#ThisWeeksFiddler, 20260123
This week the #puzzle is: Bingo! #statistics #probabilities #combinatorics #counting #coding #program #montecarlo A game of bingo typically consists of a 5-by-5 grid with 25 total squares. Each square (except for the center square) contains a number. When a square’s number is called, you place a marker on that square. The goal is to get […]

https://stuff.ommadawn.dk/2026/01/27/thisweeksfiddler-20260123/

#ThisWeeksFiddler, 20260123

This week the #puzzle is: Bingo! #statistics #probabilities #combinatorics #counting #coding #program #montecarlo A game of bingo typically consists of a 5-by-5 grid with 25 total squares. Each squ…

Stuff from ommadawn.dk (Lise Andreasen)

Day 21 #TimeTravelAuthors

Everything's good in my timeline. Mom and Dad and Ember are good. Don't mess it up. And if I made America a dystopian wasteland, I'm #counting on you to fix it.

Love,
Rocky

NEW MOON today - 3p Eastern
Discarding the old, planting the new...
Nine weeks till Spring ~
#NewMoon #lunar #phases #new #moon #today #counting #weeks to #Spring https://www.almanac.com/astronomy/moon/calendar
Moon Phase Today: 2026 Moon Phase Calendar

What is the Moon Phase today? Use our 2023 Moon Phase Calendar to find dates and times of the full Moon, new Moon, and every phase in between. Beyond the phases of the Moon, you will also see daily Moon illumination percentages and the Moon's age. Enter your postal code to get all this information customized to your location.

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I don’t know why I am drawn to the calculation of these things. If it was an isolated case I wouldn’t worry, but I don’t seem able to do anything repetitive without a counting mechanism clicking on in my head.
https://medium.com/prismnpen/im-a-trans-woman-who-counts-e559ccd9ca80?sk=dda247d6f473c83d0b52c28f629f53a3

#LGBTQ #Transgender #MentalHealth #Counting