1973 Lyrics:

"She could spit in the eyes of #fools
As they ask her to focus on: Sailors #fighting in the dance hall!
Oh man, look at those #cavemen go!!!
It's the freakiest show!!!
Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy"

#SecretService #Correspondents #WHCA #FWakeWHCA #WHCA2026

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/28/secret-service-agent-shot-white-house-dinner/89842662007/

Witnesses tell investigators Secret Service agent shot by suspect

The disclosure comes amid questions about whether a colleague wounded the agent or suspect Cole Tomas Allen at the White House Correspondents’ dinner.

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Trump attends White House Correspondents’ Dinner for first time as president
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Quick take: <p>President Donald Trump
#correspondents #president #attends #dinner
Trump attends White House Correspondents’ Dinner for first time as president

President Donald Trump, Vice President JD Vance, first lady Melania Trump and other top officials were evacuated from the head table in the ballroom of the Washington Hilton hotel at the annual event ...

Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Trump & His MAGA Minions at Our Alternative White House Correspondents’ Dinner
#kimmel #jimmykimmel #maga #trump #trumpregime #whitehouse #roast #correspondents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRjKhsJc95o
Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Trump & His MAGA Minions at Our Alternative White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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#Correspondents hopefully have already surmised this - Do not go to #Dubai, #UAE, #Israel or anywhere else in the region, regardless of digs or open bar.
Maybe later
#Unhealthy
Biden at the annual press dinner: "Trump's Gettysburg speech was so bad, the statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again." ALSO "My vice president actually endorses me!" AND "Folks think what goes on in Congress is political theatre. But if Congress were theatre, they'd have thrown out Lauren Boebert a long time ago."
FAV: "Now, to all my friends in the press - - and Fox news..."
#annual #WhiteHouse #correspondents #dinner #JoeBiden #SleepyDon #ColinJost #SNL #MichaelChe #LaurenBoebert #theatre
#Royal #correspondents are a dismal boring self-important bunch of #redundancy and jumping at a chance to behave badly and be noticed.
#NotNews

In a joint letter to Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, 301 foreign #correspondents who reported in #Russia demand Evan #Gershkovich ’s release. The earliest signatory arrived in Moscow in 1964; the most recent left in the past few weeks. They represent, in total, media outlets from 22 different countries.

https://www.freegershkovich.com/letter-to-lavrov
ENG / RUS

Letter to Lavrov — Free Evan Gershkovich

Free Evan Gershkovich

The Correspondents - Fear & Delight (Official Video)

https://tube.aquilenet.fr/videos/watch/a3a3182d-a0f9-491e-98da-7457d7db086e

The Correspondents - Fear & Delight (Official Video)

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#respirator #N95 #mask #COVID19 #WH #whitehouse
#correspondents #dinner #POTUS #Biden
#SciFi #sciencefiction

How many people at the White House Correspondents' Dinner superspreader event will become infected with COVID-19?

fewer than 100
40%
101-500
40%
501-1000
0%
more than 1000
20%
Poll ended at .

#respirator #N95 #mask #COVID19 #WH #whitehouse
#correspondents #dinner #POTUS #Biden
#SciFi #sciencefiction

Everyone remember to wear your respirator…

Clip from Andromeda: Dance of the Mayflies (2001)
(Content Warning: strobe effects)